The preceding video cracks me up every time. I love this guy. Moving forward....
Well, don't I just about suck? Three months ago, I post me year end blog talking about how I should post more of these more frequently, and look at how long it took to write my first blog of 2015. Simply baffling. Let's try this again...I'll be more frequent in my postings this year. Nuff said.
This time around is gonna be another one of those "Random Thoughts" musings, aiming mostly at a lot of things I see on Facebook that just irk me to no end. Continuing on...
- Overly political posts. I get it. You hate Obama. Maybe cuz he plays too much golf. Or because he's black. Or simply because he's not Republican. Or maybe you're close minded enough to think that just because his middle name is Hussein that he's a terrorist in office. Me? I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican. I'm not even Liberal. I'm an I Don't Really Give a Shit.
- Overly religious posts. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with having a devout belief in the Almighty. There really isn't. But there's really no need to be preachy about it. I was raised Methodist, and while I consider myself "on the fence" on whether I believe or not, I don't believe in putting someone down because they DO have a devout belief. BUT, at the same time, I don't need to feel like I'm being preached at. If I wanna be preached at, I'll go to church. It's Facebook, not a Cathedral.
- (something happens) and You Won't Believe What Happens Next posts. How's about I don't care what happens next? Stop it with the click bait bullshit.
- Hashtags on Facebook. This ain't Twitter, and you're not 12 years old. Next.
- Overly vague posts. You know what I'm talking about. The one where you post your status and someone else comments on it asking what's wrong. And then a response of "It's nothing" or "I don't wanna talk about it." Well if you don't wanna talk about it, don't mention it.
- Recipes. Yes seeing these annoy the almighty horsepiss outta me, but actually to be fair...some of 'em look pretty damn good. So we'll give this a cautiously optimistic free pass.
- Barely readable posts. And by this I mean the blatant misuse of basic grammar and proper spelling. At least make it look like you're intelligent.
- "I'll bet you can't name a (thing) without the letter (insert letter here) in it" posts. Yes I can, yes I have, this is stupid.
- Selfies. Say that word as though you're mentally challenged. That's how I feel about that word. Why not just call it what it is? "I'm gonna take a picture of myself." It's that simple.
- The "I don't eat meat so that means I'm better than you" posts. Excuse me while I take a bite out of this huge-ass burger. And smile about it. Being a vegetarian or vegan doesn't make you better than everyone else. That's like me bragging that I'm left handed. Guess what? So is 15% of the world's population, so I'm nothing special.
- The man-hating "All guys are the same" posts. I get it, you're pissed off and hurt because some doucheneck broke your heart. Guess what? That just means you picked the wrong guy to begin with. And if that's the only type of guy you end up getting with, then that's your problem. I, myself, am happily married. And why is that? Because I'm NOT A DOUCHEBAG TO MY WIFE! So here's an idea, stop complaining, find yourself a good man that you WON'T, for once, be inclined to slump into that bullshit "Friend Zone" and you'll be a lot happier. And no, not all men are the same, thank you very much. Just hearing that offends the shit out of me to no end. Quit bitching about "boy troubles" and find yourself A MAN!
That's pretty much it this time around. Some of you readers will agree with me. Some of you will not. And most of those who won't agree with me will be simply because of who I am. I'm okay with that. Wouldn't be the first time, and it sure as hell won't be the last.
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